I am a astronaut. Got a degree in forensic science when I was 17 and was once governor of Littleton Colorado and had ambitions to become president. That is until my whore of a wife had a Sex tape that went viral. Needless to say that dream job was flushed down the toilet. After our divorce I did a lot of volunteer work and essentially kept on going to school and working myself to death. Good news is I found a new dream job. Now instead of being in the white house in the year 2032 I will now be walking on mars.